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Aren’t You Proud?
A possible future conversation between a grandfather & his grandson.
Grandfather: “We showed those libs. We took back our country.
Grandson: Why were the libs so bad?
Grandfather: They allowed our country to be polluted with immigrants and couldn’t control our borders. They were always crying about the environment, wanting everyone to get vaccinated, and supporting things like gay rights. Finally, they tried to elect a woman as President — a woman of color, no less.
Grandson: But you helped to elect a convicted felon as President.
Grandfather: At least he was white.
Grandson: But his un-elected co-president, Musk-rat, was an immigrant, and so were our grandparents.
Grandfather: But he is a white billionaire who knows what is best for our country, and things were different when my father and mother came here. In those days, the liberals knew their place and remained out of public sight. Men ran things, women were wives and homemakers, and minorities kept their mouths shut, except to say, “Yes, Sir and No, Sir.”
Grandson: You said the libs wanted to get everybody vaccinated, and you stopped that foolishness by defunding the CDC and the NIH. Why are so many people getting sick from diseases…
